Mes cadeaux de noël: la baignoire plasma

New innovation: the plasma bath
- ideal for tiny bathrooms
- 5 Million water drops per pixel (5MH2O/pxl)

Découper le président des patrons, une idée?

President (Sarkozy), The French's Big boss/pattern? (play on word: "patron" means boss and also a taylor pattern)
"That's about that, explains a head of MEDEF, a managers' union. He's even better than a straw man."

Tout va bien 3: les riches sont très contents

Everything is fine: rich people are very happy
"Thanks very much everyone. Those results are just great."

Tout va bien 2: demain nous serons le jeudi 11 Octobre

Les français ont de la ressource.

Everything is fine (2), said the president : tomorrow we will be October the 11th. French people are full of surprises."

Tout va bien 1: Le Grand Patron est rassurant

Légendes:
"Le sans-souci", élu au conseil des ministres "fromage français de l'année".
Depuis, Tout va bien, les français sont fiers de leur chef et ils l'ont augmenté.


Our Big Boss (Sarkozy) is very conforting:
A cheese called "No-worries" elected french cheese of the year.
French people are proud of their Boss: they have given him a rise (a 170% rise in fact).